Sharpie Wall and 'Cello Scrotum'

Lawyer Charlie Kratzer decorated the basement of his Kentucky home with an elaborate Sharpie mural that covers every wall (check out this article for a scrolling panoramic view of the scene). His artwork includes everything from Picasso replicas to "Winston Churchill lounging with George Bernard Shaw." Good thing he's a lawyer; most people get grounded for this type of thing.

British doctors invented a medical claim called 'cello scrotum' that had string sections quaking in their wingtips for decades (read the CNN article). Other made-up conditions include 'guitarist's nipple' and 'flautist's pussy.'