Horseshit

When I saw that documentary about the four year-old girl whose paintings made her a star in the art world, I thought, "Gee, the art world couldn't get any more exciting than this! No wonder the state of contemporary art is such a vital topic of discussion in most American homes!" Turns out I spoke too soon, 'cuz check out this newcomer who just burst onto the scene! That precocious tyke can fuck off, cuz I've got a new favorite artist!