Oh, Regrets

The phrase 'bad decisions' doesn't even begin to scratch the surface.

Some of the world's worst tattoos are compiled in the book No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever, written by Aviva Yael and P.M. Chen with a foreword by David Cross. The book serves not only as a compendium of hilariously hideous inked flesh but also a frightening glimpse into the tackiest and drunkest depths of the human psyche. Among the worst tattoos are the bong-smoking dolphin (allegedly the result of a lost bet), bald Britney (or is it Freddy Kreuger?), and a pair of fucking (and smoking) unicorns.

Here is a gallery of images from the book. Click here to listen while Howard Stern flips through the pages.